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ABLJVD

The Alliance of Black Lesbian Jewish Vegetarian Dwarfs

ABLJVD President Briana Friedkin
 Springchickenfield, OR

Dear Sister,


As you know the struggle for civil rights has been a tough one. After many years we have made a lot of
progress, but we still have a long way to go to insure equality for everyone, and to wipe out bigotry. In the roar of the civil rights struggle some lesser known movements have been overlooked. I would like to enlighten you about one of these unfortunate overlooked groups of US citizens who every day meet ridicule and prejudice just because they are a little different than most people. Did you know that there are over 250,000 black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs in the United States and Canada?

As one of them I have met a lot of hardship in my life. I have been denied jobs, been pointed at, sexually harassed and victimized. But now, with the help of the Alliance of Black Lesbian Jewish Vegetarian Dwarfs I can stand up on a chair and yell out, "I'M PROUD TO BE A BLACK LESBIAN JEWISH VEGETARIAN DWARF!"

We need your help so that other black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs can have an equal chance in the world. Please send the Alliance of Black Lesbian Jewish Dwarfs a tax deductible contribution today so that our special group of people can have the possibly to fight for our rights. We will use your generous donations to fund Black Lesbian Jewish Vegetarian Dwarf support groups, a shelter in New York, and Berkeley for black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs who have been abused. Eventually, if we reach our financial goals with your generous support, we would like to have a full time black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarf lobbyist in the congress in Washington D.C.

If you feel that you cannot give money at this time you can still help. We can use these donations:

Old telephone books to put on chairs so we can sit at tables and be high enough to see our meal or our work.

Volunteers to help us out at the up and coming Black Lesbian Jewish Vegetarian Dwarf convention in Springchickenfield, Oregon. We need people to help us get up on toilet seats and things like that. Sisters only. (No men please!)

Appropriate clothing for black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs. Flannel shirts and Army boots are very difficult to find in small sizes.

With your help we can make a difference. We need all the help we can get because the situation is not good. Did you know that there is not even one black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarf in the Congress or Senate? There has never even been a black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarf Governor. We are often given the lowest and worst paying jobs. This is a shame because black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs have so much to offer. Please give us a chance.

President Friedkin makes an important point about black lesbian Jewish vegetarian rights to an interested listener.
 

Thank you, and Power to the black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarf movement!

Ms. Briana Friedkin
3' 10" and standing tall!
President

Alliance of Black Lesbian Jewish Vegetarian Dwarfs

  *CLICK HERE TO DONATE BADLY NEEDED FUNDS TO ABLJVD!
Visa and MasterCard are accepted for your donations. Thank you.

P.S. To those sisters who are kind enough to donate $89.95 or more we will send the compact disc, Celebration!--a compilation of Black Lesbian Jewish Vegetarian Dwarf inspirational musical hits performed by black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarf musicians.

*CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE PRESIDENT (& contact info).

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Hits since the day before yesterday!

The production of this web site involved absolutely no sexual harassment of black lesbian Jewish vegetarian dwarfs, nor was there any abuse against chickens